I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Couch. On fire.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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