Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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