Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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