Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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