Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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