Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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