Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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