Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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