Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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