whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
id be glad to
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
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I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
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You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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