hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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