so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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