That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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