Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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