ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
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Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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