But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
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this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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