Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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