So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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