called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
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Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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