Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I want a musical about memes.
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