He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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