Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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