im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
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Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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