are you wasted or are you getting laid?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box