I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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