Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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