I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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