Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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