My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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