that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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