My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
