areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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