I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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