In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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