Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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