Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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