can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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