the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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