Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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