Already got asked if we're dating
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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