I want to have your abortion
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
