Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
