we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
