Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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