I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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