what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
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she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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