Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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