We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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