its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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