Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
She's the barista slut.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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