she was so not down for the gang bang
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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