He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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