You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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