Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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