Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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