Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
She bit a glass in half.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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